Forgot one: "These are the droids we're looking for"
Here's a quick summary of the book:
Step 1) Make it blind Step 2) face away from you and make it look like it's begging.
Step 3) Profit
Step 4) Buy more cats and make them blind
Step 5) Cut a hole in the box
Step 6) Please, for the love of all that is holy, do not put your junk in that box!
If you want karma some sacrifices must be made. Schrodinger knew this.